1.1.3 This Person Has Said to Me R.D.

• "You're a pretty tough girl."
• "Of course I'll wait for you."
• "I like when you call me 'Mister'."
• "I'm thinking about you, of course."
• "Is it time for your carriage to turn into a pumpkin?"
• "Who are you saying am I tonight?"
• "Take care."
• "We should meet for coffee."
• "You should come over."
• "We'll see how it goes."
• "I could be in a serious relationship with you."
• "I want to feel you."
• "I want you to grab onto me because you're scared, but you know I'll protect you."
• "I'll try to come see you."
• "I've been busy."

But, really, it was the things he didn't say.

1.2 This Person Has Said to Me by Anna Rae

I decided to share a list of things people say to me and what I want to say, but can't really say out-loud without sounding like a bitch or coincided:

-"You look tired."
I am...thanks for pointing it out.

-"You look like crap!"
Errrr thanks? I love it when you say that.

-"You're not fat, shut up!"
Fuck you, don't you lie to me. I've accepted my fatness, so shut up.

-"Why are you in such a good mood this early?"
Because if I'm not, I'd get fired.

-"Drive careful."
NO! I'm going to speed and eat and text and not use my blinker!

-"Geez, you're such a sweetie."
I suppose....

-"You look like you've lost weight."
I probably didn't and stop sucking up to me.
or
Awwwwwe, I'm glad someone noticed.

-"Try to be a little more professional."
FUCK YOU! I'm more professional then you ever will be. I'm probably the most professional person here.

-"Can I have your number?"
HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLZ no.