Things on Which I Am an Expert 1.2.1

Grammar

APA formatting

Bullshitting papers up to 5 pages in length and still getting A’s

Crochet

Disturbing my mother

Annoying my brother

Fellatio

Making the bed

Organizing a kitchen

Microwave cooking

Getting good grades without studying

The Harry Potter series

The Ender’s Game series

Lutheranism

Singing

1.2 Things On Which I'm an Expert by Anna Rae

• Sarcasm
• Matching colors
• Baking cookies
• Baking cake
• Baking cupcakes
• Putting my hair up in a cool bun
• Word searches
• Painting my left hand's nails
• Painting others finger and toe nails
• 18th and 19th century
• Antique shopping
• Saving up money for something I want
• Budgeting
• Being shy and awkward
• Being a klutz
• Getting lost while driving
• Making someone laugh
• Running a shift at Tim Hortons
• Pleasing people/costumers
• Doing a midnight shift at Tim Hortons
• Wrestling/play fighting
• Fitting into small areas like a fat, ninja cat
• Dodging kisses
• Making a mess on my face while eating (thus why I keep an abundance of napkins on me)
• The TV show, LOST
• The Tudor's history
• The Tudors, the show
• Taking nature pictures
• Making dogs and some cats like me
• Analyzing books
• Staying awake through a movie
• Understanding accents

1.2.1 List of Things I am an Expert In R.D.

• Convincing others to not do important things
• Half-assing a job
• Playing The Sims
• Memorizing lines from favorite movies
• Singing the same song so often I grow to hate it
• Spending too much money
• Following recopies 100%
• Folding towels
• Following/keeping up with dumb things like YouTube Channels and Teen Mom (1,2,&3)
• Scaring/intimidating people
• Drinking (excluding Tequila)
• Remembering somewhat pointless things
• Being obsessed with TV shows
• Scrap booking (when I have ambition)
• Procrastinating
• Wooing authority figures
• Impressing adults
• Supporting myself
• Typing Chapter 7 Bankruptcy petitions
• Typing
• Playing w/dogs
• Getting cats to come to me
• Getting overly emotional about boys
• Asking others for help
• Being pitiful
• Organizing/storing tons of shit in a small space
• Ranting
• Talking very fast
• Making people feel uncomfortable
• Quoting things
• Playing a mother in theater productions
• Being very serious
• Being disapproving
• Judging people
• Wanting what I can't have
• Facebook stalking
• Tumbling (reblogging)
• Being jealous of other people's talents
• Buying movies
• Disappointing people